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Malex Minute 174

Malex — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

The Fourth of July! Traditionally a time of great fireworks and celebration in the United States. However, in this episode, the holiday has no bearing whatever! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Contradictionary 01x18

Quartz — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y

1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances

a. Timby’s use of this prowess

b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found

2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite

Splicky Mission 02x37

Quartz — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Today’s Splicky Mission:

Drink through the straw.

Malex Minute 173

Malex — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

The world wants free money from Snufflefungus! Whatever will he do?! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Contradictionary 01x17

Quartz — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y

1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances

a. Timby’s use of this prowess

b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found

2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite

Splicky Mission 02x36

Quartz — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Today’s Splicky Mission:

Tame the fluffy beast!

Malex Minute 172

Malex — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus arrive home to discover that their house has been broken into! Who could have done it? And why?! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Contradictionary 01x16

Quartz — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

We have a team of armed units capable of anything. These high-tech, highly-trained super-soldiers cannot fail.

In the highly sensitive task set before us now, we are forced to turn to them. The evasive powers of the common house fly and the sweltering need to silence its pesky buzzing make all others unqualified for the mission.

But these men are qualified.

Splicky Mission 02x35

Quartz — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Today’s Splicky Mission:

Build a sandcastle!

Malex Minute 171

Malex — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Malex and friends get on a plane and go to Hawaii for a vacation! Hope nobody poaches Snuffy! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Contradictionary 01x15

Quartz — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

per'son-a-ble

adj.

1. rude and assuming; invasive and boisterous

Splicky Mission 02x34

Quartz — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Today’s Splicky Mission:

Play frisbee!

Malex Minute 170

Malex — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus look over their photo album and reminisce. Horror! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Contradictionary 01x14

Quartz — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Along the skyline at night, a dark figure could be descried, lurking in wait for any hapless hoodlum to breech the public safety.

On a night like this one criminals and extortionists alike could beware; their every move could hardly but fall under the watchful eye of the city's most notorious carrier of justice, who at one false maneuver of inequity would deliver their swift suppression.

But this particular night there was a greater concern on the minds of the people of the city. An urgent and perilous matter compelled them to call to attention with a signal in the clouds none other than... Timbat.

Splicky Mission 02x33

Quartz — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Today’s Splicky Mission:

Get done playing before a human comes.